Androde
On the last night of a work offsite in shanghai, I got very drunk and left my phone in a taxi on the way home.
I then travelled 24hrs, without a phone. The following is an accurate retelling of the events.
O technological receptacle,
Essential; Indispensable
Yet essentially dispensable
Its Obsolescence; indefensible.
Absence - perceptible,
Immediately unacceptable,
Life without; incomprehensible
Connection is severed,
A soul becomes untethered,
Ripped apart from what was once treasured,
My social existence is now no longer measured
Existing suddenly in untamed space and time,
With nothing around me that I can call mine
I head to the airport; China Eastern airlines,
Regrets are my baggage; mixing whisky, beer and wine...
Incessant reassurance; but will it all be fine?
Even the Lord God now couldn’t send me a sign.
Offering distraction… Connection, affection
Aiding retention… Frustration, dejection
Stealing attention, a conscious extension,
Settling contention, a marvelous invention,
I suddenly find I’m in a phoneless dimension
With no one to contact my blood warms with tension
You sit in a taxi, you sit all alone,
I left you there, my poor lonely phone.
Today I repent and today I atone
Today I accept that I no longer own…
As I leave my other half by the East China Sea,
USB-C now means nothing to me,
Complimentary WiFi; how insultingly free,
My access denied to the lounge of EE.
Eyes with no purpose; aimless perception
Plentiful signal but zero reception
Brain feeling famished; fed no deception
I still check my bag; I take no exception
Sadness spreads through, a charging infection
Hazy recollection… I need more circumspection
This journey is a time for sad self-reflection
I exist disconnected, abandoned, rejected,
Whilst everyone around me is connected, accepted
My body is full but my brain it is starving…
is this, refreshing, engaging, alarming?
Ambiguously positive or obviously harming?
I’m clearly affected, now nothing seems charming
But what of its malice! And what of its crimes!
The author of change in our modern times.
An extension of consciousness, a response to emotions,
Irreversibly altering sociological notions
Apple’s the Church and Samsung’s the steeple,
Google is ruler of all of the people.
An enhancement no more; but something more inflammatory,
The device is itself the disconnect in my reality,
We are all imprisoned now, and while drifting to hyperbole
You are all the subjects, however perturbingly.
Imagination now; the main preoccupation,
No social medium to steal my fixation,
I walk this earth now untracked in location,
From elated on vacation to severe debilitation.
A lighter pocket; a heavier heart,
Sorry you’re wrong, Mr Descartes,
I think therefore I am; it’s certainly a start
But I am nothing without my phone; nothing when apart.
A twitching thumb with nowhere to run
A vacuous world, drained of its fun
Mustang no Sally
Sally without Harry
Fred but no Perry
Tom without Jerry
Horror sans scary
There’s nothing about Mary
Tooth loss with no fairy
Bald but still hairy
Little house but no prairie...
OK I’m home now, that wasn’t so bad. I’ll just use my old phone.